christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
this is it. this is the whole show
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.